An account

I looked at various sites on the internet for plane tickets to South America while lying on a double bed. Next to me a loud, plump quintessential Spanish woman with black hair,a corset top and black knickers on knelt beside me. I could sense a male presence in the room. She started ranting in Spanish,something about "poquito". I returned the banter with a couple Portuguese phrases like "tash Fish,Ta bong,toet beng". I watched as the computer visualization on the screen was flying (or was I??) over the Earth and started moving through the depths of the Amazon jungle. I observed entranced. (Scene change) I sat in a toilet cubicle with <PERSON>,and old friend,while he showed me the new cellphone designs. He then takes a medium sized onion out of his pocket and proceeds to cut it in half with a sharp knife. According to him this was the new telephonic device of choice.