An account

Jings! - I dreamt a whole night of rubbish!!! all non lucid.. 1) Watching a Scottish sketch show - think it was meant to be '<PERSON>. They had a guest star - a young <PERSON>! - It looked nothing like <PERSON>, he was also Scottish, and had a weird pork pie white hat jammed on his head. As I recall, he did not sing but said a wee rhyme. There was a sketch set on an aeroplane which was amusing at the time, but its gone now. 2) On a train, there was an announcement that a female celebrity had just died, I had never heard of her. I said to someone that I listened to Radio 4 that morning and she was not mentioned. 3) Lighting up a fag in my car, then remembering that I was not smoking in my new car! (which is true IRL) I wound the window right down and hoped the car wouldnae stink. 4) Looking through a box of complete crap somewhere. There was a woman behind me. She said 'Most of the people died, apart from a few who found shelter.' I said nothing a picked up a wee round piece of crap covered in blue cellophane - it had a wee screw through the middle She said 'See? - that man died because someone put a screw through the middle' I threw the piece of junk back in the box. 5) In a supermarket or something. I was supposed to package up various items and present them to people. I found a black cotton jacket, there were two items in it, some rubbishy thing and also a set of keys with a snapped key ring. For some reason I remembered who it belonged to and ran down the aisle to meet them. there were about four people standing about and I handed the keys to the man, I do not think they said anything. I went back to where I started thinking that I maybe was not supposed to have done that. I then stood looking at a load of shelves filled with fruit and tried to remember what I was supposed to do.