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I exited my body without any vibrations and looked at myself on the bed. I was in the same exact position i was sleeping in, but could not see my face because it was dark. i decided to fly through my roof and i flew at a 45 degree angle. i did not get far and came down to my bed where a beautiful girl was already in doggy style position waiting for me. As i was about to mount her, i slight awoke and immediately tried to slip back into my "dream" state. My hypnagogic hallucinations went from pitch black, to swirls of gray. Next think i know, I am floating and trying to fly again but kept thinking of hell and started to descend into the grey fog which turned into blackness again. soon enough, it was red and it looked like the devil's playground with shooting flames everywhere and a castle (think bowser). There was grey mist surrounding the scene which i thought to be acid. I surfed the acidic fog like it was snow. ? I "face detected" (think camera) the moon with one finger to pinpoint my destination. I tried to consciously propel myself to it but it did not happen. I tried to use my other finger to facial detect a star and swing both hands in between to propel myself there and that did not work as well. I jumped off a building and fell on my ankles. I meet up with my troubled cousin and we ran into a group of kids. He was going to rob them but I told him that we are giving everything back. He said he was leaving and closed the door. This is when my roommates iPad *clicking* noise woke me up.