An account

Four wee pieces - very bad recall, they came back to me over a couple hours. Regards the first , I am a birdwatcher in real life, so often get these kinds of dreams! 1) Funny wee bird in the garden, brown wings and dark purple head - I studied it for a moment and said to myself - 'Yep, that is a <PERSON> - (which it clearly was not.) 2) again in the garden, I was standing by a huge pile of cuttings from my hedge, my neighbour spoke to me over the wall '<PERSON> - my son will swap you those cuttings for the last of the paving slabs from our garden!' - I was touched by the offer,but could not think what I could do with loads of slabs at that time. 3) Walking past a field with my wife - she pointed to a figure in the field and said 'Jings, hes standing really still' - it was clearly a scarecrow. 4) In my shop, man had just bought a pair of shoes, I was putting them in a carrier bag and the man said 'At least you bag things in this place.' Pretty dull.