Sleep event

+ vote boat Congress is in session (on a large open boat, like a cruise ship, there is a big important vote coming up, and one group has lost. I and some of the (senators?) are pouring out a large container of fertilizer into the water. This has been captured on video by another senator on the other side who had been camping out under our boat in scuba gear (for a long time?) waiting to capture evidence of wrongdoing. The boat is arriving under heavy attack helicopter accompaniment, but now we are in trouble. + naked really fat woman, sitting on a stool (in the back hallway of my childhood home?) I look at her again and notice she is indeed naked, I get a full view of her *bleep*, which is mostly shaved except for a "puff" at the top, and I say "ugh" and look away. + In the "DV chat game", <PERSON> has logged in as a new user as a joke, and immediately asks "am I having a lucid dream!?" like a newbie would. I answer him and say "no, you can only get lucid if you eat Lucid Dreaming Kibble! [dog food]", in an attempt to make the newies eat dog food. I think the admins may not like my comment. Then we are swinging swords around some small (mini?) boat, and I on purpose swing mine too far to the left where some octopus thing is standing, and hit some its tentacles, drawing blood. WBTB Very long BTS. 1-2 hours at least. Determined to sleep and get lucid. + some people are planning an attack, they are moving in, they cock their semi-automatic pistols. A female among them keeps trying to do the same, but no bullet ends up in the chamber. Someone leans over, flips off the safety on her gun, then she cocks it and a bullet lands in the chamber with a "click" sound. + smiling girl across fence, she has a slight gap between her two front teeth. She is looking right at me, she is cute. Two girls walking by me, I tell both to come over to me, transition. + LD#153 in former adult home, looking out kitchen window, see into neighbor's kitchen window, I am freaked out by motionless white people figures standing there, I think they are mannequins put there by the neighbors to deter burglars, I am trying to see if they are looking at me, at first there were one or two, but then 4-5 standing around the window. I am crouching down. Fast food wrappers/boxes? I slink back to the window to see if the mannequins are there, I catch a glimpse of that pure white color again, but then I realize that I am dreaming. I stand up and start walking. I lose visuals. I repeatedly try to "pull off the covering that is blocking my vision" but I cannot feel anything with my hands and visuals never return. I then find myself floating in bed, my arms waving around like crazy not under my control, I just go with this and enjoy the weird sensation. I feel a sudden kind of painful all-body jolt, then several smaller ones. I then have a FA "in my room", and I see my wife standing at the foot of the bed, already up, talking to another woman who is sweeping up a lot of white plastic bread loaf package ties which are scattered all over the floor. I look around and see that there is no headboard on the bed, but a lot of colorful linens, and think this is the reason my arms could wave around so freely (the headboard is gone). My wife asks the woman, "How many juniper berries does it take to make a pecan pie?" The woman answers that all at the berries are gone, people have come and picked them off of our bushes. I plan to lay in wait with a weapon and catch the thieves and shoot them.