Paralysis

Non-dream Dream Dream 1: I am in the Olympic gymnastics finals doing the floor exercise. I am way ahead of the competition. Dream 2: I am climbing Mt Everest for the second time. This time I am with <PERSON> (<PERSON>). She is worried that I will go crazy on her due to altitude sickness. She has some catch phrase that will make her baseball card worth a lot later (?!?). We take a very long and round about way to the top. I woke up (false awakening) and I am writing all of my previous dream down in my dream journal in extreme detail (at the kitchen table). I went through the entire morning. My wife gets ready for work and is about to leave until she sees me writing in my journal. She says "wow that must have been a good dream." I feel very satisfied and relieved that I am able to remember such a vivid dream. My wife and I leave the house for work and she is following me to get on a freeway. All the while I have some sense that I am dreaming. Some guys are on top of a light post (they kind of flew up there). I try to ignore them so they do not think they are cool. I tell my wife to watch out. Dream 3: I keep getting strange messages while I am at work (in the dark). There are strange beings having sex with girls. One looks like a tree-like alien with a large root penis. Another is a sea anenome type thing sucking some chicks p*ssy. Dream 4: Suddenly I am in a heated debate with my wife regarding <PERSON> vs <PERSON>. I am trying to explain how <PERSON> is so much better because not only did he miss a month of the season, but he is also a lead off hitter and his power numbers are so much better than <PERSON>'s. She does not agree with me (in real life she is on my side). I have a couple strange dreams such as Mr. <PERSON> from South Park flying around my room pooping on things and playing silly games. I wake up all of a sudden and I am in my back yard with my two cats on the fence fighting. This is not a common occurrence for my cats so I look into the house to call for my wife. I feel incredible pressure on my head and I am scared. This shock puts me back into my bed but the pressure is still there. I realize it might just be sleep paralysis and that I am safe, so I start focusing on the pressure. A few more images pop in my head and I hear a sound like a radio broadcast. Then I lose the sensation and wake up.