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It was in the cloudy afternoon. It was cold. I was in school. I was going from the entrance. Scenery changed to dark, moonless and starless night. I could not see anything, but luckily I had a flashlight with me. Weapons from Half-Life appeared, and other people were running and taking them. I decided to arm myself, and deathmatch started. When I have got some weapons people disappeared, and I went to the boiler room. It was dark, I could not see anything and my flashlight gave faint light, so I could see only blurred shapes in front of me. Suddenly I saw something moving up on some kind of platform. I jumped up there, and faced an old hag. She tried to kill me, but somehow I started flying. I attacked her from the air with the weapons I have found before. She resisted most of my attacks, and I landed because I could not fly anymore. I landed near the platform, and she tried to attack me from the top of it. A DC came to watch the show. He was staying near me. I somehow took a battle axe from my pocket, and striked the hag, killing her. Her body have fallen of the platform, and landed on the floor near me. It started changing, and now I saw a body of young woman lying on the floor. I took the axe, and hacked her head open. I could not see te brain and told a DC Something is not right. Where is the brain? I looked again and found it, filling only half of her skull. I told Why is the brain filling only half of her head? The DC told me It is fine, do not worry about it. I replied But should not it fill all the space available for brain? Should not it fill all of her skull? DC told me I told you, it is fine.