Sleep event

2010-04-11 This kind of dream really aggravates me, because when you wake up, you are so pissed off. It is called a false awakening. I woke up at 7:00AM, and decided that I could use the 15 minutes before my family woke up to masturbate. As I reached for my PSP, I grabbed several books, including a short horror story book, which I have not read, nor do I own, for several years. Even in my dream, I knew that I did not own this book, but thought nothing of it. (HAD I PURSUED THAT, I WOULD HAVE PROBABLY ACHIEVED LUCIDITY! /SLAP OWN FACE) I thought it was wired that I could not feel my dick during this time, and looked at my clock, which read 9:00AM. I scrambled out of bed, freaking out that my alarm had not gone off, or my family had waked me up. I finished my shower, and started to brush my teeth when I could hear a faint beeping sound. I thought it was annoying, but that it was just the shower pipes. The noise got louder and louder until I jolted out of bed, and looked at my clock which read 7:15AM, and my alarm was going off. 2010-04-15 I was running through my lawn, and tiny little spiders were everywhere. I was trying to get to my house, but every second I had to stop and try to remove the spiders from m clothing. They were crawling through my hair, and biting me on exposed flesh. 2010-04-17 Me and my International Business class were playing paintball in a wooden fort-ish environment. I stalker around picking people off, and waiting till only a few remained, but even though I had shot him, my teacher locked the trap door under me when I climbed a lookout tower. Then all the people I had killed were trying to push the tower over, with me in it. Finally it fell, and I was thrown out of it. I was kind of mad because they ruined the game, but did not really care. When we got back to school, somebody had planted a computer virus in the school network, causing all computers connected to yell "LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL" at maximum volume. 2010-04-29 I met and old friend of mine at the mall. His name is <PERSON>, and I offered to drive him back to his place and say hi to his family. We had a little reunion with his family, because I have not seen them in a long time. His younger sister had a friend over, and she was my age. I immediately fell for her, and she for me. She was absolutely beautiful, with long brown hair, and her name was <PERSON>. <PERSON>'s family kept telling me every time she left the room to ask her out on a date, because she wanted to go out with me too. Unfortunately, my shyness seeps into my dreams from time to time, and this one was of those moments. She left their house that night, and I woke up. 2010-05-12 I was with a few people that I did not know, and we were defending what look like the map Rust from Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2, from an invasion of Protoss Zealots. We killed a lot of Zealots, and I woke up before we were overrun. My second dream was me running through a misty swamp. This dream played out like a film, where I was watching me from a third person point of view. I was frantically searching for someone, and finally found a figure standing in the swamp. I remember a sense of relief when I found him, and put my hand on his shoulder. He turned around, and all that I can remember before waking up was a profound sense of terror from looking on the man's face.