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1 May 2015 I find myself working at an above the ground mine. It seemed that many of the teachers/workers where on leave or sick. Everyone was capitalizing on the long weekend and this left a group of us confused on who was in charge as superiors where minimal. <PERSON> ran around sorting out things at a frantic pace, but not knowing much when I asked her what to do. <PERSON> and <PERSON> with 80's dreads climbed the dangersous ladder that where laden with rock debris to be removed and proccessed. After climbing up to help i realised I had no saftey harness or hard hat..a recipe for disaster considering the nature of work. I climbed down the ladder and skateboarded toward a cave, trying a few kick flips on the way. Inside was a man busy cutting smokey quarts crystals with a hand device. He tells me he is unable to help me find the safety equipment after genuinely trying. Suddenly there was panic in the air as a gushing river flowed into the cave threatening to drown us. All turned to black. - <PERSON>, my cousin, showed me a new haircut I could wear which did not look half bad. <PERSON> and his girlfriend modified his dreadlocks 80's style, and I could apparently do the same. My girlfriend and I went to the outer to rondavel bugalows and found a strange ladyboy in the room, looking at us with a prehensile appendage, sexually.