Sleep event

Took a little break from weed, so my dreams are much more clear. Woke up around 5 a.m. this morning and decided I would write this dream down because it felt very real. First thing I remember was hanging out with <PERSON> a lot. We were almost like best friends I guess. My heart was kind of confused though, like it thought I was gay and I was starting to like him. I knew that was not right, so my unconscious mind set out to figure what was wrong as the dream kept going. I realized that it was not <PERSON> that I was crushing on (lol) but Trang! Suddenly I remembered and had made the connection, because <PERSON> and Trang were pretty close at one point (probably still are). I remember telling <PERSON> in person I think, and he just laughs. Dream switches into LoL mode. It is 5v5 and all I remember playing with was Trang lol. She is on the other team with a bunch of her friends (Shannon too I believe), vs. me and all my friends. Not really going into details of the game, but it was pretty fun and it was a good way to "bond," even though it is not realistic, it made me feel closer to her in the dream. I think I end up actually going AFK the last game because my dad needed me and I totally forgot I was playing. Dream switches and suddenly I see this little kid (not me) opening a Christmas present that was wrapped in scotch tape lol. It turns out to be a paint ball handgun. Then, the little kid becomes me all of a sudden. I load the handgun and start shooting everywhere. There is paint all over the walls and I feel like my parents are going to kill me, but I will just repaint it before they see. As weird as the dream already is (I have never touched a paintball gun or shot one), my parents see and they say nothing. I decide, eh, time to clean up, so I go into the garage to get the paint, but then I think to myself, "Dude... there is not really paint on the walls, your just in a dream." and decide to go shower. (No lucidity wtfff blah) I remember one tiny little detail where my mom gets mad at me for wiping paint off my face with a dirty cloth, and I respond saying "I am going to shower anyway." Dream switches, and I am now in bed naked because it was blazing ass hot. I remember feeling like I was Nam, and <PERSON> saying like "Oh I respect that." Weird. All my friends were dressing up for <PERSON>'s 2nd birthday party which was more formal. I was not going I think. I was chatting on wc3 it seemed like, and <PERSON> was talking to her friends in /all. I was confused and asked if she was talking to me, she said nah, and she said she was going to a kickback (she referred it to something else, but I forgot). Suddenly she is in my bed with her phone in her hand, on facetime, but on a blackberry. She is literally "showing off" me to her friends when she decided not to go to the kickback I guess lol. I catch a glimpse of what I am seeing-- people partying, and her best friend <PERSON> on the other phone. Then I see us, and she is all up on me! Like straight up like she was my girlfriend. As soon as I saw that, she climbed up onto me, kind of stroked my penis up to my chest, and started to look at me. I grabbed her face and I kissed her, but I did not do anything else because I felt like my friends were around me lol. This is where I woke up and was likeee "damn."