A dark figure

Non lucid false awakening. My ass feels wet so I get out of bed. <PERSON> from works walks in the bathroom and laughs. He tells me I shit my pants. I take off my underwear and see I am drenched wet with spatters of brown. I think I must have horrible diarrhea. I wake up on my left side. My ass was out of the covers and got cold. #182 - DEILD - 5:26AM - 2 of 4 The alarm goes off and my wife hits snooze. I hold still and concentrate on awareness. I feel someone stroking my hair next to me. I think it is my mom. The TV is on. I hear my dad on my right. I feel like a little child again. I am trying to get lucid. My left leg twitches and my mom laughs at me. She says something about me falling asleep. My dad just grunts a "huh". I twitch again letting my body do its natural falling asleep. I am aware. This time both legs twitch. My mom giggles. My mom? What the hell? I realize I am deeper that I thought and get out of bed. I go straight outside out the font door. It is chilly and I feel like I am just in my underwear. The wind picks up. I feel it swirl around me then lift me. I am suddenly sucked off the porch and land in the yard. When I roll over to my back I see the porch light has become super bright. The intense yellow hurts my eyes and I advert my gaze so that I do not become lost in it. I wonder around in the yard a bit, looking at the grass, feeling it and stabilizing. I see many stars but for some reason looking up is difficult. It is like my head would not move up and my eyes kept darting back and forth. I wanted to focus on a star and fly there but I just could not hold it still. Then I remember my original task and proudly proclaim, "I am the doctor!" I left the TARDIS right around the side of the house. I fully believe myself as I walk around. I can see my back yard and a street light and BAM! A dark silhouette of something like a tall box. Not quite what I had imagined in my MILD attempt earlier but it will do. I run up to it and when I get next to it, I see its about half my height. It is dark but I can see the police call box sign and the blue doors. NO! Not good enough I reach inside it and pull it apart. It stretches out and becomes big enough to step into. Ah but its just a dark box! I am a little irritated that it is not bigger on the inside with that sweet center console but I am just glad I finally found it. I decide not to close the door and just imagine that its going to work anyway. I see the scene outside morph and change. It looks snowy for a second then darkness. Then someplace bright and sunny, Then I am flying. I see treetops and stars. Then it gets all wobbly. I cannot seem to control it so I decide to bail. I jump out and find myself face down in the grass. There is darkness and confusion. I am back in bed. I get up and try to open my eye but I feel like I open my real eyes. The snooze alarm goes off.