Boom

I find myself going to Algebra(DS). But, I am a girl(Odd...). Apparently I recently fell into "Spring of Drowned Girl" in Jusenkyo, China(I watched a lot of Ranma 1/2 last night before bed). I am wondering if Mr. <PERSON> will be at all suspicious. I go into his room in girl form. I walk over to my desk and sit down. <PERSON> and <PERSON> do not seem suspicious. That is odd. Mr. <PERSON> now comes in and sits down at his table. He does not notice how I have changed. He is about to start the lesson, when there is a problem. We hear the loud roar of airplanes. Mr. <PERSON> tells us all to go outside. We all rush outside up a hill(that was never there before...dreams). We turn around. Now we small airplanes from our airport fly over the school. They drop bombs! Holy shit! Now, a large fraction of the school is engulfed in flames. What...the...hell...was...that...?! What the fuck just happened?! Now, Mr. <PERSON> instructs us all to run. We keep on running. Eventually, we reach the city. I see we are now being followed by the remaining students from the school(DS). We all get into some buildings. We wait and listen. Now, some others in the building explain what is happening. Confederate soldiers have come from the past. They have overrun the north by using airplanes with bombs. Well, that is not strange at all...WHAT THE FUCK?! Now, we hear the roar of planes again. Shit! They are going to bomb us! Then, a few bombs come through the ceiling and hit the ground. Phew! They do not explode. Odd. A few people walk up to see. Then, they explode! Oh shit! They are dropping delayed explosion bombs! I estimate a five second delay. The bombs were only about the size of a low table table leg. The blast did not even cover a ten foot radius. But it killed about ten people, because they ran up to the bombs like retards. Now, more bombs are dropped into the building. Right next to me and a few others. SHIT! I now dive out of the way. I make a hard landing, and the mini bombs explode. I climb back up the stage I was on. Two more bombs land there. SHIT! We all start to kick them back and forth. Then, I dive again. KA-BOOM! All the others up there die. What the fuck?! This is bullshit! I get up. I huff and puff. "If only this were a dream." I say in my girl form voice. "Too bad it is not." another person replies. Then, I realize something. Why was I in school today? School's been out since the 3rd of June! I am now lucid! My timing could not have been more impeccable. "Wait a minute!" I say. "This IS a dream!" Everyone looks at me like I need a trip to the crazy house. "No it is not!" a girl says. I walk over to a table where I see a turquoise ball. "Really?" I say. "Watch! I can make this ball go through my hand!" I pick up the ball, and try to make it go through my hand. Um...shit! It does not work. I really am not having a food time proving myself. Wait! I have to do the 300 TOTY! Well, I have not had any luck with making portals. So, I will do the trusty Turn-Around Method! Time to...I awake. NO! NOTE: A long time ago I became a werewolf in a dream, so now I like to keep that trait. So now that I have got the curse of a Jusenkyo spring, I am going to keep that trait as well.