Knocking

8/9/10 New rule: Even if I believe the house is on fire IRL, I refuse to try to wake myself up. 1- Neverending Dream I become lucid for whatever reason, but I MUST wake myself up because apparently I have a horse named <PERSON> who is getting attacked by something IRL. I can hear him snorting in fear... I end up stuck in SP for a while, followed by a kajillion false awakenings. "Wake up." RC. Lucid. Try to wake up for real. "Wake up." RC. Lucid. Try to wake up for real. "Wake up." RC. Lucid. Try to wake up for real. ((Etc, etc, etc...)) Witness some pretty disturbing things... WHERE is the mind bleach!? RC. Lucid. Try to wake up for real. FINALLY I "wake up" in the stable with my horse. I see that he is being attacked by a savage billy goat, which immediately turns on me and chomps down on my leg. In terrible pain, I am practically pulling the goats ears off in an attempt to get him to release me. Once it let us go of my leg, it fits my whole foot into its mouth and nearly rips it off. If <PERSON> had not kicked the crazy animal off of me, I would have probably been one foot short. That is when it clicks: I do not even own a horse! How retarded am I? At least now I can actually make use of this time. I go off to once again search for <PERSON>. For some reason, my voice does not work when I yell. I can hear myself loud and clear if I speak to myself, but when I try to yell out <PERSON>'s name all I get is a dry rasp. How annoying... It does not matter, however. I soon come across one who claims to be him. He looks "just like his avatar," according to my terrible dream memory. ((What is with these stupid false memories???)) Actually, he is covered in white paint, looking like a cross between a clown and some kind of demon. I am curious about how I appear to him, and he tells me I look just like my avatar. What is my avatar? I think to myself, searching my memory. Is not it a catgirl? I feel on top of my head to see if I have cat ears, but I find that I have none. We talk for a while, and I begin to wonder if it is really him or just a DC. Then he randomly says, "God, you are cute." "Okay, now I KNOW you are just a DC..." We get attacked by something, and I lose lucidity. After the battle, the entire situation changes. I am now talking to a girl who seems to be trying to kiss me. I am not sure if I want her to or not, but I keep getting terrible hip cramps that are practically knocking me to the ground. Finally she exclaims, "Screw your hip cramps!" (obviously thinking that I am doing this on purpose to evade her) and forcefully kisses me anyway. More false awakenings. My brother jerks me off the bed onto the floor, but I am too grateful to get out of the endless FA cycle to be mad. <PERSON> is there, and he is doing a perfect rendition of the speaking part in Creek Mary's Blood by <PERSON>. I finally wake up for real and find that <PERSON> is playing on my Mp3 player.