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So my first dream was strange because I cannot even recall myself being in it. It was basically just like watching an episode of Friends about <PERSON>...funny though Dream 2: I was with my friend and she was basically chugging this Mickie of Smirnoff Vodka. I keep telling her that <PERSON> tastes better and she says that she wants some, so we go looking. We end up going to some basement that is really messy and filled with all these random old toys, decorations and things. Kind of like a basement filled with old childhood memories or something. In there I find <PERSON> and she is completely drunk off her ass. She says she wants me to write her some movies to corrupt young children, and I tell her that I will add a shit load of dirty humor in the background where people will not notice. (see Rare's Banjo Kazooie and <PERSON>) She has an evil laugh and then for some reason I am turning this weird Key Device thing attached to a big ball and gold chain. looked something like this I am not really sure what it was supposed to do. Dream 3: So now I am in my friends backyard and with another friend, and he is looking really <PERSON> and pale. He tells me that he is suicidal and so they gave him antidepressants. Then he goes further to tell me that the drugs are making him homicidal and that he has to kill me. We start pacing around the backyard as I try and convince him that he does not have to kill me and that he does not want to. He keeps dissagreeing and slowly becomes crazier and more bloodthirsty. The next thing I know he is running after me. I bold to the glass door that leads to my friends house but fall. Then I start begging him not to do anything as I cannot get up (typical). He comes closer to me and. I wake up.