Knocking

Euphoric flashes into ecstasy. It got pretty intense today. I feel myself get out of bed, open the door, and leave my bedroom, all while not seeing anything and still feeling as if I am lying down at the same time. Only when I reach the laundry room do I start seeing things. It is dark in there and I am searching for J (got to remember to do <PERSON>'s password next time). I walk a bit farther in and find her, but she is a zombie and comes after me. I throw her in the wash, able to fit her, and shut the door and turn it on. The dream starts over and I get out of bed to look for J again. She is outside on the deck, and I walk up to her and chat for a bit, about what I am not sure. The dream starts over again and J is in my room. We start making out, then I see me making love to her so I do not get to feel anything. Unfortunate. I am in an apartment, and I turn out to be roommates with <PERSON>, the dog from Family Guy. He goes on about how we have to stop <PERSON>, an outlaw pug. I now find myself in an epic battle to stop a demonic summoning. The man who holds the key to where the demon will be arriving attacks me, but is taken out by a stray arrow. I grab the key away from him. The tide of the battle is turning our way, so I decide to make it interesting. I see five objects on the wall that I hookshot and pull out. Before anyone can stop me I rush down to the wall and insert the key in the appropriate hole in the middle of it. The wall comes down and... Nothing. I walk into the room and see an elevator off to one side, so I figure the demon just has not taken the elevator yet. A few cohorts and I take the elevator down to an expansive dank, dark cave. While walking forward I am able to make out a fishy face in the mist, and this thing was huge. The size of a blue whale. The face opens its mouth and shoots its tongue at one of my comrades, wrapping it around him. I quickly chop off his head so he would not have to suffer being eaten. I fly down to where the fish was and get a good look at him. It is a giant navy blue hagfish. It opens its mouth again to attack a comrade, but I knock her out of the way before it can feed on her. I see that the hagfish demon is sitting in a shallow pool of water, so I coax it to come after me. It starts to open its mouth again, and I back way up, out of its reach. It then rushes at me and when it reaches a certain point I come running after it and dive under its belly. I then thrust upward with my sword, raking it across its stomach, and I get a pleasant feeling as its insides wash down on me. Victory! I am back in my apartment and am getting congratulatory phone calls about what I accomplished. <PERSON> is there handling some of the calls. He tells me there is something on TV he wants me to see. It is a program on <PERSON> the outlaw pug's latest wrongdoing. Go figure.