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Finally after a month-long dry spell I had my 500th lucid. Woo! Feels like a weight has been lifted off of my shoulders. The lucid was a short one, but I am happy and excited again. I am sitting on a chair and as I look down I notice my legs are that of a woman. I have a short false awakening right after noticing my legs and in the false awakening I am writing down the incident to my notebook. Another dream begins in which I am with a friend of mine, <PERSON>. We are standing on an open balcony just right above the surface of a lake. <PERSON> tells me that he could throw his cellphone into the water to make it bounce like some rocks do. I try to shake the idea out of his head, but being the guy who does all kinds of weird and funny things, he tosses it anyway. The phone swings back like a boomerang, hits the roof and then suddenly starts bouncing above the water like a flat rock. <PERSON> is so exhilarated by the weird thing that just happened that he straight up jumps into the water as well after his phone. I cannot believe this is happening. I cannot wait to tell others what I just witnessed. As he gets back I notice a dim light shining under the surface. I wonder what it could be. The light moves near to where I am standing and I can see a dangler-fish. <PERSON> must have awakened it and now it is searching for a possible prey. Suddenly the dangler fish jumps against the window - I am suddenly behind a window - from which I am looking at it. It falls to the balcony and stops moving. Holy! Now I see another similar creature moving near the balcony under the water. It seems more than three meters long so I quickly "nope" away from the window. I say : "Man eater" to my grandparents who are sitting on a living room, referring to the scary fish outside. I leave the house. I find myself on a parking lot on a completely different scenery. This is where my other grandparents live. But wait, it is summer. It is as summer as it gets. I turn around, I am dreaming. I am dreaming. I try to see if the creature would follow me to the current dream scenery from behind the apartment building, but I find it unlikely. It would not fit to the plot of this dream. 500. 5.0.0 I look down to my hands and they both have the right amount of fingers. Only a slight difference to my real ones. I feel a strong urge to take off to the sky for some reason. As if the sky wanted me there as I look up. I resist the urge and I think that the dream itself might make fly even if I did not put conscious effort into it. I look up to a nearby tall tree. I want to climb it. No. I look down to my hands again and remind myself with the three-step technique. One - Stop. I do not even consider doing the second or third part, it feels like the stop part is enough for now. I walk to a nearby road and chant quietly to myself :" A door... door.. door." I would use it to teleport. 500. I want to reach Varion. Suddenly I remember <PERSON>'s dare. Oh right, I could destroy the moon quickly before leaving. I try to spot it in the sky, but it is nowhere to be found. I know I could see it, even though it is midday. There is not even a single cloud on the sky though, so I bet there is no moon either. Then I simply start feeling hot. Wow, how can dream heat feel this real. It is summer inside my own mind, how? I stop to feel the sensation. I start taking off my socks because my feet are sweating. ceiling