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I had my first Lucid Dream and I am feeling about as high and giddy as I think it is possible to feel. I am not lying when I say I woke up at 6:00 in the morning and decided to write this at 6:20, I am shaking with excitement. The dream started out with me at school, in my calculus class. everyone in class was getting a bad grade. This was not the weird thing, just a few days ago everyone in my class did very badly, so I leave down these stairs which are very typical for me to walk down...However two things at this point are off, 1) There are two sets of stairs, I went down the ones I do not typically go down after this particular class. 2) One of my "larger" classmates was suddenly very skinny, I complimented him in my dream and he just said thanks, so I assumed both cases were just kind of odd. I am down where people are eating lunch, which again is normal as my calculus class is before lunch, but then I see my old math teacher making out with a student who graduated last year, so at this point I am kind of freaking out, I run off to the exit of the school and something is REALLY off this time, the gravity, my movements, and everything seem weird. So I finally think "I have not done a reality check in a while, even if it is real life, these were some really odd events I just saw". So I plug my nose with my hand and the first thing I notice is, my hand and nose are both numbed, next I notice I can still breath...Perfectly fine. So I think "maybe it is a mistake" and do some other RCs. I try to shove my hand through my other hand and that does not work ( maybe I have a firmer grasp {lol pun} on hand physics), but I still think that first test is weird and do the nose test again. I can still breath through it, so I decide that the next best course of action is to test the world and see if I cannot change it with my mind. I look around and see this student next to me and put out my hand, in the shape of a gun (think spirit gun style) and pretend I shoot. The student I pointed it at went flying for miles. I mean he was launched like a rag doll, it was awesome. So suddenly I am ultra excited and point my hand in the sky and start firing a whole lot like a cowboy. I decide "I should try to start some fires with my hand or have smexy tiems". So I start trying to cast fire but cannot (I may be too excited at this point) and then try for sexy times (Again I cannot) and then as I am firing my magic hand cannon blasts at some random kite targets in the sky I wake up. I do not even care that i could not do some stuff, I launched a kid for miles with my bare hands and did not even touch him. So this was by far one of the coolest dreams I have ever had. I started my dream journal and a lot of my dream techniques on the 30th of January. So I think I managed to do it in 2 weeks on the spot. I did this via DILD. I kept using the mantra "I will have a lucid dream tonight" as I went to bed. However I remembered dreams other than that one, so as far as time is concerned the lucid dream was not as impressive in length, but as I stated before, I had a LD so I do not even mind