Sleep event

16.11.2009The FACE (Non-lucid) NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID This was the creepy result of a false awakening and the position of a certain painting in my room. There is a painting of a cow on the wall opposite my bed, so I can see it when I lie on my back. This invaded my dreams. I had a false awakening in my own bed, and I looked at the wall opposite me. I saw that the painting on my wall was not a cow as I had always imagined, but a face in disguise. When I looked at the painting when I woke up, in semi-darkness, I could see where it might me mistaken for a scary face. In the light it is just a cow, and I can no longer make out a face other than the cow's. The face had come halfway out of the painting- its nose was about 3 inches from the canvas. It looked a bit like this, only scowling more. Even worse, it was alive. I was lying in bed and it started insulting me, telling me it had been watching me ever since the painting had been put there (over a year). It then proceeded to list off all my worst fears and telling me they were true, and laughing at me. It had a posh but gravelly English accent and a wheezy laugh/cackle. It was truly hideous. I decided enough was enough, I am going to burn it. I knew there was a fire in the fireplace downstairs at the minute and I planned to stuff the painting in it. To shut him up I wrapped a brown towel round the whole painting and held his face to my chest. I was kind of worried about him biting me. Then I had another false awakening! This time the painting was actually of the pokemon Venonat.