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Anyway, I dreamed that DV was being sued. Apparently a renowned author of dreaming books had been working on a lucid dreaming book for decades (NOT <PERSON>), and wanted to interview some staff from DV. I think I remember he had set up a an irc chat time for 8pm the following day or something. Then suddenly that evening, there was a panic, because me and 2 other staff members who were supposed to be in the interview, got PMs from this author, saying he was calling a last minute emergency meeting at 2am. I remember <PERSON> was there, and I was freaking out. I asked him, "Do not we have to get up at 5am tomorrow for work?" And he said "No, no we are both off. And I have to stay up all night because I work a night shift tomorrow night anyway, so I will stay up with you for this meeting." <3 Somehow, a guy I worked with at Whole Foods years ago, <PERSON> the candy maker, knew the reason for this last minute meeting, when no one else seemed to know. <PERSON> said that the author flipped out when he saw that on DV, we were using terms like <PERSON> and DILD etc, which he claimed he came up with. So since DV is now a profitable site, he felt he should be getting money for everytime someone used the term. And as a result, DV was being sued for it. I was like fu what do I do? The first thing I thought of, was making sure what ever happened at this meeting, it got recorded. And now, magically, it was not and irc meeting but a real life one. I do not remember who the other staff members were, but I remember that I decided to bring my laptop, and I was going to log on to skype before the meeting, call RareCola, and have him listen in on the meeting and record it. Since I did not have a lawyer at the moment, that was all I could think of to help cover our asses. Then it finally dawned on me to contact <PERSON>. But I was having endless device failure with my laptop. Also, my son kept bugging me the whole time, disrupting my concentration. Then it got extra weird. I said things to him that I would never say in real life. I told him if he was going to act like a dog, he needed to go outside and run around. So he did, but 2 minutes later, he was meowing at the door. Literally, meowing. So I went outside to lecture him. He was no longer 8 going on 9, he was magically 15 years old, tall, with dark wavy hair and glasses. He looked like RareCola lol. I told him that since he is 15, he could be spending his time learning to drive, running around town, having sex. O_O And he said "Mom, mom.. I will do whatever you say just do not talk about sex." Then suddenly I thought it was weird that he was suddenly now the same age as <PERSON>'s daughter, who was currently in driver's ed. Then <PERSON> started naming of all her friends that he is like to screw. Then his face started to morph and I woke up. So relieved that DV was not being sued So one bizarre thing, <PERSON> was meowing today in real life. And he is never done that before, usually he barks. And I did not tell him about the dream at all.