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I am trying to fall asleep when a cat jumped on me and started to walk on me. Oh, boy. Here we go. It goes under my covers. It is a yellow cat. Aw, how cute! It bit my hand. I start yelling at it repeatedly, "What do you want!" After a minute it started to eat my head. Fine, eat my head! What do I care! I finally realized yelling at it would not work and I had to calm down and show love and compassion for it. After I did that, it disappeared, and then of all things, wait for it, a SMART PHONE appeared in my hands. I have never dreamed of a phone in any way, ever. On it is a text message from the cat. It says "A drink". Stupid cat! Some sort of game then shows up. I am still trying to figure out what is going on. The game makes a sound like I died. Then, finally, the screen for texting came up. It wanted me to text to a fictional woman named <PERSON>. I have zero texting skill whatsoever. After a couple of seconds of figuring out what to do, I woke up.