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So, I have lost a bit of detail, mainly because my cousin is a but let us not get distracted. I am in the school agricultre farm, but it is different to how it is supposed to be. It is in a circular shape, with a heck of alot less space, and I am walking around the two new cow calfs, while everyone watches. I race to this table about ten steps away, to grab a nose ring. <PERSON> and <PERSON> beat me to it, and steal it, and all the have to say is "There are water balloons on the table' I look over, but there are two only, and they are broken. -next dream- I am in my science class, and my teacher announces that he is opening a space for someone to teach "<PERSON>." I am incredibly excited, and race up to the sheet, to sign up. It asks a few simple questions, particuarly focusing on why you should be doing this job. I want to write down that I have been lucid dreaming for ages, and that I am very experienced, and far more qaulified that anyone else. Unfortunately, there is always some stupid thing that gets in the way of me writing it. The paper rips, the pen snaps. Suddenly, I decide to just teach a lesson. I write up "lucid dreaming" Draw a line with an arrow, and write "awareness" (How Ironic xD) I pretty much just teach some random stuff. -next dream- I am in school, and suddenly I know that there is going to be a massive earthquake. I see my HPE teacher running towards the building, and I go the other way around the school canteen. I cannot run right, and I am basically just taking massive slow motion steps. I finally make it to the building I want, and race up the stairs. (I am where my form room is, with a balcony kind of thing) I burst into the room across from my form, and try to snatch a portal gun. The whole place starts shaking violently all of a sudden, and stuff is flung everywhere. I desprately reach for a gun, and finally get it. I run outside, and shoot a orange portal all the way down the massive drop from the top. I shoot a blue portal into the wall, and race through it. I am on the ground, and I run into this building, and jump onto a table until the shaking gets less violent, and eventually stops. I sit down at the table, and there is some other people there I know. "What would you like to eat?" The waiter says, completely oblivious to what just happend. I look at him, like he is crazy, and he walks off. I look left, and sitting at the end of our table is this old woman. "Are you okay?" I ask worried. "I am fine" she says "I just do not remember where I live" I suspect she has a mental illness, probably dementia. She pulls out a calculator, and says "I should be able to find my way back with this, I just need batteries" I nod. (Because everyone knows old people can find there way home with calculators) I pick up this remote on my table, ready to take the batteries out of it, when a nosy couple at the next table hand her some small batteries. I take them and examine them, they say "A." "They are to small" I point out. They give me a dirty look, and walk off.